It started off like this. I left for Texas to visit my family for a few days and I ended up helping my brother-in-law with a little house they helped my nephew buy. I'm okay with that because of all the help he gave me a few weeks ago when I had no electric for a solid week due to a freak ice storm. Maybe I'll post about that later but I'd rather just forget that week ever happen cuz it SUCKED!
This was my main job. I have to say I felt pretty handy after 2 hours of figuring our how to put the dishwasher together. Any idiot would have taken at least 3 hours but this one completed it in by myself in just 2! I know you're impressed! You can say it! Go on! Say it!
"Does someone have a fan on my butt...cuz it's a little breezy in my crack!"
After a day of recovering from being so handy :-) I got to go to the first of a few parties. This one was being put on by my brother-in-law and a bunch of his full grown nerd friends. I fit right in let me tell you! We stayed up the either night playing an computer game called Star Craft. Now let me explain for those "normal people" out there not nerdy enough to know what this game is. It's basically Risk. Well kind of. It's a third party game where you direct your men around this online world. You fight battles, take over areas, fight more battles, and so on. The game really never ends. I'm serious! It just goes on for ever as long as you play it. I've played this game for years and years and years. I was an online nerd gamer! So for me this was a LOT of fun to play for hours with people I hardly know.
Before we could play we had to setup. This is me giving my two cents on how I think the best way we should set up our ethernet connections. There was one guy here SO nerdy that he bought 150 feet of ether net cable just for this night. I LOVE IT!
"First run it through there and then come out like this....GENIUS MY FRIENDS!"
My next party was almost as nerdy as the first one. This was spent playing Rock Band. Now I had only watched people play Guitar Hero and not really gotten into it much. But then the grown men in my family decided to play. From that point on no children were allow near the game system. It was OURS! Zack got Rock Band for Christmas from me and I'm hoping he will decide to leave it at my house next weekend so that I can veggie out to this ubber retarded game that I love so much!
"The world doesn't exist beyond the game. FOCUS! FOCUS! WIN!"
Finally, let me introduce you to the newest member of the Ryan family. Mr Brooks. He might look about 6 months but I assure you he is only around 12 weeks. He is a MONSTER. And he is my new buddy. We hung out on the sofa most of the day sleeping and watching tv. Then he pooped and I gave him back.
I learned a new way to clean up baby vomit though. So he spits up on the table. No rag around to clean it up. Just sit him in it. It does the same thing as a rag as long as you rub it around a little. LOL! Then when someone asks "what's on his back side" pretend you accidentaly sat him down in it. LOL!
Don't you wanna just kiss him all over. I LOVE THAT KID!!
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